What is the definition of Viagra Medical Research?

"Viagra medical research" is a bit like asking a chef to whip up a fancy soufflé for a Michelin-starred restaurant when they're actually trying to figure out how to make your morning coffee taste like a sidekick. It's all about trying to find a cure for impotence, but in a lab coat and with questionable ethics.

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Example sentence: "In a desperate bid to outrun the clueless 'viagra medical research' team, my partner decided to sneak into a lab and steal a batch of their most advanced, yet untested, 'premium' hormone therapy."